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There use to be an old house here
But now it's gone
And the former owners are probably dead too
The only way you can tell that there use to be a house here
Is because every year
The daffodils they planted still bloom  

All things compounded must come apart
I bought a couch today
Colored a hideous split-pea soup green
Probably from the 70s
With a giant coffee stain on the armrest
Ten dollars
and it has a pull out bed too

I sat on it
It was uncomfortable
I like that
Because I hate having company over
When people sit on my ugly uncomfortable couch
It will hurt their back and they will leave quickly

It's unsightly really
But I like ugly things
Pretty things are over-rated
I feel like I was put on this Earth
To appreciate ugly things
And make people uncomfortable


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Every line intentional

I had to destroy it


Is a vegetable.
United States
Current Residence: Underground bomb shelter
Favourite genre of music: Everayyyyyyyythangaaaa :D
Operating System: AVIDAC
Favourite cartoon character: Ed wong hau peplu tivrusky the 4th
Hello, kind of drunk at the moment. Listening to some free jazz and drinking a beer. Down to my last one. John Coltrane can play the Hell out of the saxophone! Good God! Interstellar Space. You have to check out this album. I don't know what else to say. Happy holidays. It's December first. Pay check time! Mmmmmm My fingers fell tingly. Weird. bYE
  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: Acid Mothers Temple
  • Reading: War and Peace
  • Drinking: Tea

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PelicanDeath Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013
thanks for the :+fav: :dance:
OP1atedDreems Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Student Writer
thanks for the fave
nochs Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thank you for the Fav :)
LupusIntus Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I tagged you in this journal meme-thingy... I hope all is well (even if you don't want to do the meme-thingy, lol)!
Bark Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Professional Writer
I thank you most muchly!
LupusIntus Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you kindly for the :+fav: and the watch! :D
I greatly appreciate it.
dy-ad Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012
thank you so much for the fave!
ink-in-the-doorway Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Fankoo for the fave :heart: :heart: :heart:
blockmyster Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
glad you liked it
Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
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